elouvator:

why do guys think girls wear makeup for them do u honestly think i spent $20 on a blush to make ur dick hard calm down

thequeenofhell:

Isn’t it weird that in 20 years you are going to be a completely different person then you are right now. A different house, different friends hopefully faster wifi.

lilpunkin:

the thing is literally NO ONE cares if u dont think leggings count as pants. no one. no one cares. everyones gonna keep wearing them as pants. theyre pants. no one cares what u think

I loved a maid as white as winter with moonglow in her hair.

bravemellark:

don’t judge a person by their looks, judge them by their opinion on peeta mellark

mainlyanonymous:

I lose my shit every time I see this

shadicasper:

#BreakingStereotypes

the-anal-rapist:

gayseawitch:

dicksplit:

I want a tattoo on my dick that says “i know, right?”

probably you can only get “ikr”

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castiel-knight-of-hell:

idontknowwhattheanswersare:

deyrbnogardi:

every-fandom-everywhere:

mad-manwithablog:

spooky-richter:

choosing a halloween costume is serious business like

do i fandom

do i scary

do i disney princess

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if you go as dean winchester you’ll be all three

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if you go as dean winchester you’ll be all three

I’m doing that this year

wear a Rapunzel dress, black out contacts in your eyes, and carry the first blade

livebloggingmydescentintomadness:

*snaps fingers in a dragon formation*

dontbeanassbutt:

moc-tod-ffuts-modnar:

iamtonysexual:

sherlock-mania:

remember-pants-terezi:

heyxkids:

YOU CANT CHANGE THE VOLUME OF THE VOICE IN YOUR HEAD

FUCKING TRY I DARE YOU

ITS IMPOSSIBLE AND ITS REALLY FUCKING WITH MY MIND SOMEONE HUG ME

I CAN MAKE IT SCREAM WITHOUT GETTING LOUDER

H E L P

Holy shit whispering is the same volume as shouting as loud as I can

what have you done

We think in concepts

Concepts have no volume

Because a thought is the loudest silence of all.

whoa there socrates

christmaspigeon:

*sips cup of tea at Starbucks* *puts down John Green book* *sighs* I guess I’m a little tumblr-famous. I got like… thirty notes on a WeHeartIt picture I reposted once. *shrugs* it’s whatever, though. I don’t let it go to my head

yes-i-am-superlocked:

nicolrene:

ghdos:

The two smartest men on the planet.

Just one of those posts you can’t not reblog.

This is unreal

ereborne:

bombing:

attention passengers this is your pilot speaking, we’re going to be experiencing some heavy turbulence shortly so please strap in. this loser just bet that i couldn’t do a 360 barrel roll in this thing and let’s just say i’m about to be $20 richer real soon

#clint barton (via tamryneradani)