lucyzephyr:

saucefactory:

OH, COULSON.

ARE YOU UNCOMFORTABLY AROUSED.

ARE YOU.

ARE YOU UNCOMFORTABLY AROUSED AND HATING YOURSELF.

ARE YOU.

will forever be the best thing to come out of this fandom

(via starrose17)

hackedmotionsensors:

tullypuff:

I blame it on this

STACEY!! AHAHA

hackedmotionsensors:

tullypuff:

I blame it on this

STACEY!! AHAHA

(via notevenwinded)

auxil:

do people really think there’s this sudden influx of gay/lesbian/bisexual/trans* people because it’s “hip” and “cool” now or some shit you realize that there are just as many gay/lesbian/bisexual/trans* people as there were in any point in history it’s just throughout most of history you didn’t hear about any of them because it was REALLY FUCKING UNSAFE TO BE ANY OF THOSE THINGS.

(via apocalypse-that-never-was)

peep-toe-shoes:

jointhecarrotarmy:

silence-insolace:

solluxforpresident:

karkatforpresident:

Someone bumped into my chair and I said sorry.

image

someone bumped into my chair and i punched them in the face

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someone bumped into my chair and I didn’t even give a fuck

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someone bumped into my chair and i start a revolution image

No one bumped into my chair because they weren’t able to assemble it.

image

(via apocalypse-that-never-was)

ghosteh13:

voice-of-tartarus:

demeaniac:

what if with our first clot of air when we are born we inhale a soul, and every time we breathe out, we squeeze a tiny part of our souls out. would our final breath actually be the very last soul fragment leaving our bodies?

Woah woah wait 

you know those things that say “you become like the 5 people you hang out with the most”

that would explain why, because you would actually be inhaling little parts of them over time

Oh my god

(via apocalypse-that-never-was)

randomstuff134:

sodamnrelatable:

take a moment to realize you have never seen your face in person, just reflections and pictures

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some scientists agree that if you saw a clone of yourself, you wouldn’t recognise it as you, because our idea of what we look like is so different from what we actually look like

(via apocalypse-that-never-was)

everybodyilovedies:

Buuuuttttttssseeeeexxxxxxxx

everybodyilovedies:

Buuuuttttttssseeeeexxxxxxxx

(via royswordsman)

ramenloverdattebayo:

of-ambivalence:

aphoticamy:


consulting-meerkat:


iheartkissingboys:


Pro-Gay religious counter-protesters at Atlanta Pride.


IT IS AGAINST MY RELIGION TO HATE.
PUT THAT ON A SHIRT.


Christianity: doing it correctly


Real Christians are legitimately good people. 

Thank you, some other Christians then me finally get it! Victory!

ramenloverdattebayo:

of-ambivalence:

aphoticamy:

consulting-meerkat:

iheartkissingboys:

Pro-Gay religious counter-protesters at Atlanta Pride.

IT IS AGAINST MY RELIGION TO HATE.

PUT THAT ON A SHIRT.

Christianity: doing it correctly

Real Christians are legitimately good people. 

Thank you, some other Christians then me finally get it! Victory!

(via kamwise-gamgee)

useyourwandbro:

dives-and-divas:

I need a moment to process this

I just dropped my spoon

(via iloveyouiknowcharlie)

jaclcfrost:

if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners

(via basic-paradox)

mon-reve-medieval:

queensoybean:

colbytwentyone:

His devoted fans

Yes, we are wet, Tom…

you should’nt be surprised tom…

(via iloveyouiknowcharlie)

sennoectogammat:

fiveserpentsteeth:

Thought I saw Star Trek Into Darkness, but I guess I saw Star Trek Into The D.

Sounding.

sennoectogammat:

fiveserpentsteeth:

Thought I saw Star Trek Into Darkness, but I guess I saw Star Trek Into The D.

Sounding.

(via 2460onetruepairing)

  • me: i'm just going to rest my eyes for 5 minutes.
  • me: wakes up march 27th, 2098.