Who else is going? ;) 
#readingfestival #reading #festival #ticket #weekend #first #time #fun #personal

Who else is going? ;)
#readingfestival #reading #festival #ticket #weekend #first #time #fun #personal

shlee9-7:

And here is said Chris Pratt appreciation post. Just look at him. You don’t need to thank me. I know.

I’d very much like to punch a feminist.

adventureathlete:

thattallsummonerguy:

olisaurusrex:

true-blue-brit:

I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist.

It’d bring me great joy.

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I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs

ready when you are

Or if you’d like to have some more options….
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I’m 6’4”
228 pounds
and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football.
Just in case you are looking for variety.


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what about a lady and a feminist. warning, combatives certified soldier.

backofthejazzbus:

JOJO BETTER SHINE THAT SPOTLIGHT ON THE TRUTH!!!!

backofthejazzbus:

JOJO BETTER SHINE THAT SPOTLIGHT ON THE TRUTH!!!!

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islette:

if you can’t beat them, dress better than them

sunnyinwisconsin:

colossaltitan:

calypso53:

one of my favorite things about hiking is when i come across a strange structure deep in the woods and am left to wonder how and why and when

how: demons. why: demon portal. when: 5 pm demon time

it’s always 5pm demon time, somewhere

sunnyinwisconsin:

colossaltitan:

calypso53:

one of my favorite things about hiking is when i come across a strange structure deep in the woods and am left to wonder how and why and when

how: demons. why: demon portal. when: 5 pm demon time

it’s always 5pm demon time, somewhere

michaelgclifford:

teenage boys have such a pack mentality like if you get a group of them theyre like wtf flowers are so DUMB who needs pretty who needs GOOD SMELLS who needs anything we are strong men but if u catch one on his own you can have him in a daisy chain smelling roses in 10 minutes or less

"A white man is promoted: He does good work, he deserved it.
A white woman is promoted: Whose dick did she suck?
A man of color is promoted: Oh, great, I guess we have to “fill quotas” now.
A woman of color is promoted: j/k. That never happens."

liftedandgiftedd:

if her legs aren’t shaking when you’re done then you’re not done

"A woman is only vulnerable when her nail polish is drying, and even then she can still pull a trigger."
some great quote I heard somewhere once upon a time and that is very, very true (via traffic-jam-session)
citizensyndrome:

I see you, Fox News.

citizensyndrome:

I see you, Fox News.

thrashturbate:

cynical-bee:

thrashturbate:

I’ll bet you’d look adorable grasping at the sheets on my bed

no matter how many times u compliment me im not making ur bed

this has to be one of the best responses I’ve gotten to this text post

livingbetweenseconds:

well it started out inspirational

livingbetweenseconds:

well it started out inspirational