No One (:

best scene ever.

Over & Over

I Tired,

and Over & Over

You Lied,

and Over & Over

I Cried.

I don’t even know why….

<3

What would Barney Stinson say?

“It’s gonna be legend-… wait for it… and I hope you’re not lactose intolerant because the second half of that word is DAIRY!”

Murtaugh [4.19]

Laser Tag Owner: You're too old for this s-

Future Ted: Stuff. He said stuff.